Release your inner Outline

can-i-please-just-fade-away:

samandriel:

[x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”

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this is the 3rd time i’ve reblogged this and I am still laughing hystarically

s-squishysquibbles:

talk to me about phantom of the opera *finger guns*

cindehella:

why did they switch jonah hill in the 29th

Didn’t even see Seth Rogen there!

lilreem:

me: come sleep overguy: yesme: sike *friendzoned*

lilreem:

me: come sleep over
guy: yes
me: sike *friendzoned*

waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

summonershowcase:

Diana by obywatelsowa
Reblog if Chris Evans boobs are better than yours

baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN